Clarence likes to be the GM

livelegatolagrange:

virjn:

ethniccrying:

patricknageltittygirl:

me getting some Irish dick: oh please don’t stop

him: aye ya loike that do ya? Wud ya loike if ah went harder? Wud ya loike that ya little sloot?

me: uh…. y…yeah….

him: whut was that?

me: uh… aye….

him:

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I actually want to kill myself

i wish i could get this tattooed on me

@light-leaper

(Source: cardinalisinfernum, via guy)

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dawnonthehorizon:
“ unsaltedwaters:
“ PULL THE LEVER KRONK
”
WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THAT LEVER
”

dawnonthehorizon:

unsaltedwaters:

PULL THE LEVER KRONK

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Originally posted by areyou-stillawake

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THAT LEVER

(via the-ornation)

thebibliosphere:
“optometrictzedek:
“ fuchsimeon:
“ marina-pepsi:
“ attentiondeficitstarscream:
“ ithelpstodream:
“don’t do this, this is fucked up
”
not to mention someone who’s on a primarily vegan or vegetarian diet and has been that way for a...

thebibliosphere:

optometrictzedek:

fuchsimeon:

marina-pepsi:

attentiondeficitstarscream:

ithelpstodream:

don’t do this, this is fucked up

not to mention someone who’s on a primarily vegan or vegetarian diet and has been that way for a long time has a body unused to eating meat, especially red meat like beef. if your body isn’t used to red meat it can do a SERIOUS NUMBER to your digestive system. it is not fun, it’s hurtful and painful, it can make them REALLY sick even if they aren’t vegan or vegetarian for allergy-related reasons.

don’t do this. do not feed people food without them knowing 100% of what’s in it. it’s uncool and you are a complete and total asshole if you do.

Ain’t even a vegan but this is fucked up

I have heard of people sneaking pork into tje dishes of muslims or jews do NOT feed people food they do not want to eat for whatever reason. Even if you don’t harm their body you might cause a serious psychological issue! You are literally harming someone’s body autonomy it doesn’t matter if you think vegans are annoying or whatever. Don’t fucking do this.

I have been a pescetarian since I was 10 years old. I’m now 27. When I was in college about 5 years ago, I decided I could eat pizza that had pepperoni on it if I removed the pepperoni (Dominos screwed up our order, we were supposed to get 1 plain pizza I could eat but they gave us 2 pepperoni instead and me being the socially anxious person I am, I didn’t wanna make a fuss about it).

I got so sick. SO SICK. So much for not making a fuss, my friends almost took me to the hospital, I had to convince them not to. Just from the oils of the pepperoni seeping into the pizza. I didn’t even eat the meat itself, but I learned that day that cross contamination is a bitch. And I still eat fish, unlike a vegan, just not red meat or poultry/fowl. I knew already that I had bad reactions to meat by that point in time, like from the time the Chinese restaurant gave me an egg roll instead of a spring roll by mistake and after only 2 bites I realized the issue and I still got ridiculously sick (from 2 bites of an egg roll containing pork), but I didn’t think I’d get sick from pizza that had no meat on it at all. And yet I did.

So imagine if someone gave me a real hamburger. One bite would be enough to create hours of agony for me. Now imagine if someone gave a long-time vegan, who does not eat fish, a hamburger. And that vegan ate the whole hamburger.

Vegan culture pisses me the fuck off too but holy shit that can literally put someone in the hospital you sick motherfuckers.

This. I’m deathly allergic to red meat. I can still manage poultry (though not fish) but red meat of any kind, even if you use the fats to cook the veggies in and don’t tell me? You’d best be prepared to stab me with an EPI pen and take me to the nearest ER cause you may actually kill me by doing something like this.

I’m so glad that this post went this direction. I was sure this was going to be a really messed up jab at vegans

biff-donderglutes:

stimman3000:

https://instagram.com/p/BjNePqtgSFS/

FUCK OFF IT’S JUST WOODWORKING AT THIS POINT

(via lancecil)

ohdebt:

No but where can I get the full song this is a banger

(Source: catchymemes, via duckytheassassin)

waldangerous:

If you followed me, we’re friends now. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

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trippinonstars:

xompeii-reads:

blinkingkills:

thebeanster171:

dfabbatter:

illusionwaltz:

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

so everyone is aware, a lower score on this means a better score.

I got a 30!!!!!!!! Yes!

7, but i’m an art student so

I got 0.

0 but it turns out that’s a good thing… What a twist.

Got a 0

(Source: flatluigi)